i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Acid is not a monday night drug
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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