I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Do you have feelings for this penis?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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