just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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