You're my little dorito
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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