So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Every concussion has its silver lining
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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