what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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I need you to use more vowels.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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