Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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