out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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