You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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