he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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