well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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