I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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