quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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