She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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