So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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