from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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