Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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