In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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