Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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