dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I wish they made helmets for livers.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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