Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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