Do vagina's smell?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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