I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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