This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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