And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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