the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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