you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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