she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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