hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
God, I missed his penis.
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