Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
There's always time for handjobs
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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