She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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