just survived the first fart of the relationship.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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