listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
i out mim tonsoeep
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