so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
My underwear smells like fireworks.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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