You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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