nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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