I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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