Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
A+ Viking dick
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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