he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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