Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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