She announced her abortion via fbk
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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