I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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