I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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