So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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