i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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