Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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