This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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