At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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