Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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