so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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