hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
