Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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