honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
There's even glitter on my cock...
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