gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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