people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Randomize
