Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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