eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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