Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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